ooc: I have so much love for all of my new followers. You all came out of nowhere and I’m surrounded by awesome and I just cannot even. I have no words. But, alas, I must away. I was up too early and now it’s late and I am dying at the keyboard. I’ll be back as soon as I can be! Just drop me a line if I owe you a reply, hm~? I have terrible organizational skills…

angelika-einsturzen:

bulletproof-dog:

Tsk…Damn it…

And where do you think you are going?

-Possessively clings to him.-

For now…

*snarls frustratedly*

…I’m biding my time.

bark-for-me:

” I’m sorry, but that suggestion’s out of the question, Haine. I can’t do that. But I’ll tell you what I can do for you … let you blow off some steam, hn .. ? Show me that mad dog again, will you .. ? “

“Always after the same damn thing, aren’t you? I’m not going to play your games, Giovanni. Now get out of my face before I rip yours off and feed it to you, without the help of the damn dog.”

(Source: bulletproof-dog)

angelika-einsturzen:

bulletproof-dog:

*jerks away sharply*

Then I guess I’ll have to take you with me.

- Swoops her arm under his chin in order to try and halt him.-

Tsk…Damn it…

pistolerapuppy:

” Do I LOOK like I know the answer to that question ? Ask her yourself, I’m not asking that old hag. No fucking way. Still weird as fuck though.

“Yeah no. I’m not exactly looking to talk to the crazy bitch either. As long as you’re not here to, say, kill me and take my place, I’m sure we’ll be fine though. And weird as fuck doesn’t even begin to cover this shit…

(Source: bulletproof-dog)

angelika-einsturzen:

bulletproof-dog:

*tenses but forces himself not to panic*

I. Don’t. Care. Get off of me.

-Presses her nose into the curvature of his ear and grins.-

I wont let you escape.

*jerks away sharply*

Then I guess I’ll have to take you with me.

bark-for-me:

” It’s been a while since I had the leisure time to visit you. I’d ask how you’ve been, but it looks like you’ve already answered that for me. You want me to brighten your day, ’ big brother ’ … ? “

“If you really want to ‘brighten’ my day, you can get the hell out of it. Just this and I’m already sick of you.”

(Source: bulletproof-dog)

angelika-einsturzen:

bulletproof-dog:

Bravo. You recognize sarcasm. Colour me impressed.

And I’m not going to stop; I’m not cooperating with you. End of story.

- She instantly snakes her arms around his form from behind. -

But I miss you. ~

*tenses but forces himself not to panic*

I. Don’t. Care. Get off of me.

angelika-einsturzen:

bulletproof-dog:


Yeah. Because that’s the first thing on my priority list.

Is that sarcasm?

Goodness me.

Darling Heine. I love you with every fiber of my being.

Stop being stubborn.

Bravo. You recognize sarcasm. Colour me impressed.

And I’m not going to stop; I’m not cooperating with you. End of story.

First ‘mother’, now you? This really is shaping up to be a bad day.